The Untitled Book
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There is a story that a rich
marwari was drinking tea and all of a sudden a mosquito falls into it, the guy
simply pulls out the mosquito and drinks the tea, YUCK!! You and I would have
not had the tea. I don’t know when this story came into existence but I am sure
it was made up by a sardarji who was trying really hard to stop the world
famous sardarji jokes, but unfortunately didn’t work out!
Rajkumar was the youngest of
the half a dozen brothers and sisters; I still don’t understand what gave them
so much stamina. He married an educated lady named Sunanda; she had done her
B.Ed in Hindi and was a teacher by profession. The marriage was an arranged so
there was obviously no caste problem; both were from the same village named
Sardarshar in Rajasthan. It is said that one day Rajkumar saw Sunanda walking
along with her mother, Rajkumar winked at her(not the mom, guys) which
Sunanda’s mom saw, and very soon they were married before anything else could
happen, and in spite of this Rajkumar took 2 years to produce Eklavya!!!
Ridiculous!
Just after marriage Rajkumar
got a new job in Visakhapatnam Steel Plant, in Visakhapatnam, Andhra Pradesh.
He was appointed the junior accountant there with a monthly salary of Rs.8000 a
month with home provided at the quarters, the entire scene was a dream come
true for Rajkumar, a nice salary and a house with all amenities. But then he
was still the black sheep, he was afraid of taking risk and this changed his
life which he learnt later, his brothers were all businessmen and all were
doing great, there wife’s never had to work all they did was sit back at home
and enjoy the luxury. They hardly cooked, they had enough servants to look
after all the house hold work. This hurt him deep inside his heart, his wife
had to work unlike his sister in laws. But then he consoled himself saying “I
have a job security and I am settled.” Just like all the guys who don’t have
girlfriends say, “Being single is best and I save a lot of money and time.” You
bastards what the hell are you going to with the money and time!!!
Anyways this is how most of
the middle class people think, so did Rajkumar, nothing wrong but he was
educated and one RISK would have changed his life, job was always his option.
One take at business wouldn’t have made any harm. AH!!!! So he came to the city
of destiny, Visakhapatnam!
Sunanda started teaching there
and she earned a salary of Rs 3000 a month, they were happy and satisfied (both
the ways). Two years later in the summer of 1990, Sunanda gave birth to a baby
boy. It was on the 13th of April that he was born, and look at this,
13th an unlucky number and that being a Friday was another bad luck.
So 13th a Friday the unluckiest combination, was the day when our
hero was born. He was unluckier than Akshay Kumar (both on screen and off
screen) in Houseful.
Rajkumar and Sunanda were
happy. The family had gathered when they heard about the delivery, they had
been waiting anxiously but they had the shock of their life when they saw
Eklavya. The baby was pale had long ears, a thin face, a smallest baby body and
then he pissed on the nurse the moment he was born. Anyways god had said before
itself, “Goods once released cannot be taken back at any cost.” As Eklavya grew
up he started to develop into a beautiful boy, a strikingly cute face, pearl
like teeth and fair colour. He was so cute that his mother used to put a lemon
in his bag when he went to school. This is one way bad omens are put away in
India.
Why do I feel some one’s
calling me??? Let me just check I hope it’s not Eklavya, because he was the one
who wanted to introduce himself, but then I wouldn’t let him, hahahha!(the
sinister laugh)
Prateek!! Prateek!! Shut up
and let me continue, after this I remember everything that happened. So please
let me continue.
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